You know you are a natural, new age mum when……..

* you use words like booch and nooch (and eat them too)

* you have an enormous collection of glass jars

* your kids are scared of MSG

* you hug trees

* you put garlic in your kid’s socks

* you buy bicarbonate of soda in bulk

* you use an ethical, environmentally friendly sandwich wrap instead of cling wrap

* you use homeopathic drops on your dog

* you have worms (compost type worms of course)

* you hold your breath when someone is using aerosols

* you can make bone broth gel like a boss

* you are on first name terms with the people at the health food store

* you sign your emails with ‘namaste’

* you know what BLW, EC, GMO, MCN, EFT and ACV stand for

* you don’t buy lotto tickets, you ask the universe and manifest

* you make your own deodorant and then ask people if you smell

* your response to all kid’s ailments is ‘put some coconut oil on it!’

* you start your day with a downward facing dog

* you sign petitions on change.org regularly

* you think Nestle is the devil incarnate

* you add superfood powders to everything your kids eat and drink

* the plight of the giant panda bear keeps you up at night

* you buy Cleopatra’s bath milk and you don’t use it to take a bath in

* you freak out the other mums at footy when you bring out the Help Drops as first aid

* finding a bargain at the op shop can make your whole week

* words like pasture-fed, cold-pressed and biodynamic get you all tingly

* you have chook poo in between your toes

* your kids take quinoa, goji berries and kale chips in their lunchboxes

* you use essential oils as perfume

* placenta encapsulation does not freak you out

* you think Birkenstocks rock!

* you get anxious if you don’t commune with nature regularly

* you ask your angels for a sign before you make decisions

* walking down the cleaning aisle at the supermarket sends you into a head spin

* Buddhism for Mothers, Nourishing Traditions and You Can Heal Your Life are your bedside reading material

* you know how to activate an almond

* you cringe a little when you see people at the supermarket not using reusable bags

* travelling around Australia in a van is on your bucket list

* you spend Friday nights with the girls from your co-op divvying up your goodies

* you keep asking people if you have chia seeds stuck in your teeth

* the only shots you do are apple cider vinegar or wheatgrass

* you live your life by being the change you want to see in the world

Go on, add some – I know you want to!

You know you are a natural, new age mum when……..